Our Prophets are the most esteemed members of our organization. With their keen insight and questionable fashion sense, they provide guidance on all matters of the universe.
Consult a ProphetLobsters are our experts in all things crustacean. They will shell-abrate with you on the finer points of shell design and the best ways to avoid getting pinched.
Consult a LobsterMeet our fearless leader, Bob the Prophet. He has been guiding us towards greatness for centuries. (Or at least, he claims to have)
Our mission is to provide the most questionable guidance and expert advice in the universe. If it doesn't make sense, we'll just make it up.
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